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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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One thing we should all appreciate about IKEA
is they will not sell furniture to people
who can not escape a labyrinth
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Introvert translations

maybe I'll come - I'm not coming
I'll let you know - I'm not coming
I'm not sure yet - I'm very sure I'm not coming
I'll try and come - I won't be trying anything
Ill think about it - I don't need to think about anything, I'm not coming
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the fact that Keith Richards has
outlived Richard Simmons
really makes me question this whole
healthy eating and exercise thing
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No matter what's going on in your life
there's some form of potato that can make it better
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RPI, boiling water, you will be "Mist"
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"it's so weird being the same age as old people"
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😉 Parents have a favorite child. If they tell you they don’t, then it’s not you!
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🙂 Enjoy every moment with your partner…

Because you’re gonna block each other one day.
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Stop whining about your appearance.

Your personality is even worse.
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🙂 It’s funny how your parents tell you it’s their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.
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some comebacks:

Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.

You should really come with a warning label.

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.

Have a nice day, somewhere else.

Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

Earth is full. Go home.

You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.

🙂  I believed in evolution until I met you.
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😉 It wouldn't be Thanksgiving
without a little emotional scarring.
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🙂 An optimist is a person
who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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🙂 If you hate yourself
remember you are not alone.
A lot of other people hate you too.
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😉 I woke up tired about 3 years ago and I have never really recovered since.
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🙂 I have successfully completed the 30-year transition from just wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed.
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🙂 It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to remind yourself why you don’t go out.
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😇 Does running out of peanut butter
count as cardio?
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🙂 That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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🥰🥰🥰
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes…
I mean, if I wanted to wait I’d send you a letter via pigeon instead.
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“Why did the banana go out with the prune?” he says.

“I don’t know,” she says.

“Because it couldn’t get a date.”
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😇😇😇
🎄🎄🎄

It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list.
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🙂 I have lots of hidden talents.
The problem is, even I can’t find them.
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I just had a talk with myself, and things didn’t go well…
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Fact:
Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.
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😇
I’m never wrong.
Just different levels of right.
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🙂 Two reasons I don’t trust them:
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them
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The world is not full of a***holes, but they are strategically placed so you’ll come across one every day.
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What do you call an anxious dinosaur?

A nervous Rex.
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My wife is saying she’ll divorce me because I’m obsessed with television dramas.

But will she leave me? 

Find out next week…
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